🙏🍕🙏🍕🙏🍕🙏 (at New York New York Pizza)

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🙏🍕🙏🍕🙏🍕🙏 (at New York New York Pizza)

Clearly, I have a new favorite wine. 🍷

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Clearly, I have a new favorite wine. 🍷

Strawberry #mochi! 🍓🙌

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Strawberry #mochi! 🍓🙌

Friday the 13th realness. #whatwouldJasondo?

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Friday the 13th realness. #whatwouldJasondo?

Finally got myself a copy of #GIRLBOSS! Hoping after I read it I’ll feel inspired to come up with my own million dollar business plan! 💎

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Finally got myself a copy of #GIRLBOSS! Hoping after I read it I’ll feel inspired to come up with my own million dollar business plan! 💎

There is an icicle inside my freezer! What the what?! #frozen #letitgoelsa

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There is an icicle inside my freezer! What the what?! #frozen #letitgoelsa

My Valentine’s Day present to myself. #tattoo #newaddition #notnewedition #notyourcandygirlbobbybrown

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My Valentine’s Day present to myself. #tattoo #newaddition #notnewedition #notyourcandygirlbobbybrown

Plain vodka + “liquid water enhancer” = any freaking flavor of vodka you want! Endless possibilities in one bottle! #craftylush #ballinonabudget

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Plain vodka + “liquid water enhancer” = any freaking flavor of vodka you want! Endless possibilities in one bottle! #craftylush #ballinonabudget

Finally did my own nails again! Essie- Fiji #nails

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Finally did my own nails again! Essie- Fiji #nails

Fancy a cup of (slightly bloody) tea? 

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Fancy a cup of (slightly bloody) tea? 

I made my coworker a money tree with cash donated to her wedding gift fund! #weddinggift #crafty #moneytree #diy

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I made my coworker a money tree with cash donated to her wedding gift fund! #weddinggift #crafty #moneytree #diy

Does a parrot eating a chicken wing count as #cannibalism? #cockatoo #chowingdown

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Does a parrot eating a chicken wing count as #cannibalism? #cockatoo #chowingdown